We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I want her autograph on my taint
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
