I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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