I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You took a bar mat shot.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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