Duck Duck Cougar?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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