omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
the raccoons are back...
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