it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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