don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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