It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Randomize
