Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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