so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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