I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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