when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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