bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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