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(650): View more from California

Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.

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(915): View more from Texas

What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin

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(775): View more from Nevada

I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)

(1-775): View more from Nevada

Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.

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(303): View more from Colorado

i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.

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(650): View more from California

I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter

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(517): View more from Michigan

you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Here's my first problem: I'm drunk

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(631): View more from New York

he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.

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