i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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