He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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