At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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