I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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