Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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