But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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