i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
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