i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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