The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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