let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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