You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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