Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I intend to get homeless drunk
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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