There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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