I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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