Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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