girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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