There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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