Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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