Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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