I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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