we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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