After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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