your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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