Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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