Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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