I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Is it penis luge time yet?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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