Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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