should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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