who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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