Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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