I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
ttyl tear gas
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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