Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
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