Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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