I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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