I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Just puked most of my soul out..
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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