in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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