like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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