her vagine was all disorganized.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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