I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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