Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize